Recent Unearthed leaks from NLU’s inside walls:
- An insider from the Time-table committee has admitted that the current long breaks in the time-table were implemented with expert advise from Joshi Ji, who apparently has hidden stakes if students come back to the mess from the acad block after every class. A certain Lemon Tea showed booming sales. Joshi JI bought himself new underwear, black goggles and his wife a saree. The insider says that certain samosas and nimbooz delivered on the table by Gopi, while the time-table was being formulated did the trick in Ganga’s favour.
- A certain second year girl has started writing a blog about her sufferings in NLU. Smart chick. She’s capitalising on our emotional sides. Melodrama and teenage problems. Yeah to that. (Read: I’m telling you, Lady Gaga night would be a success).
- The Intra University mooting culture was seen in all its full glory as friends turned to bitches and retired to late library hours for the Moot selections. Another sad commentary on our petty competitive selves. The MCC was happy to allot certain moots that had already taken place, and as usual, give high memorial scores to all good-looking women of our college.
- VS Shastri has admitted in a private interview that he calls all the shots when it comes to probably any decision in the college. He as chairman of the time-table committee has also wowed that he’ll have early morning classes in the university till he’s alive. “The process of learning gets intensified if people haven’t been able to get a decent dump in the morning” he told me secretly on the phone. His next plans are to have group therapy sessions for the troubled ammas and betas of NLU.
NLU this month, in Quotes:
“Enough is Enough” – Archi Mathur, on me when I kept staring at her in the corridor as I’m in love with her.
“I love these boys... and their girls” – N N Mathur, on referring to the students at the convocation.
“We are just friends” – Manisha Mirdha, on one of the students in her class.
“Paisa dedo warna account inflate kardunga” – Dilp from DMD, on my face, yesterday.
“All of them are our slaves” – Malana Super Cream, during a recent candid interview with Jodhpur cops.
“I want to inculcate a spirit for outdoor sports and football field activities.” – Vatsal Gaur, on being obnoxious/himself.
“Get Idea... recharge for me.” – Sauvik Chatterji, to all boys interested in getting marks.
“I give you the platform for 30 seconds” – VS Shastri, after being asked a question in his class.
“I give him the platform for 30 seconds” – Leela, on being questioned on her husband.
hahahahaah .... a very good one ....
ReplyDeletenot bad at all.. leakyboys got a sense of humor. respect.
ReplyDeleteHaha good job with the quotes !!
ReplyDeleteYour identity is known to a few. So it's better you don't piss them off with your blogs.
ReplyDeletehey, can you please tell me whether the bird is infact the word?
ReplyDeleteXOXO
ReplyDeleteI think the person above is getting pissed off with these blogs. I think he has taken it quite personally. Just wanna ask u this thing:
ReplyDeleteR u in relation with the VC or Archie or Shastri or Mirdha?
If yes then i cn understand ur feelings but if not then SHUT THE FUCK UP n let us enjoy
Or i think he has an account at Joshi :)
ReplyDeleteHe can't take anything said and done against joshi or gopi :)
post the second year girl's link so we can have a look.
ReplyDeletehttp://parulbali.blogspot.com/2011/01/nlu-jodhpur.html
ReplyDeleteHere it is fr the Leaky Cauldron!!
good post. keep it up leakboy.
ReplyDeleteVatsal Gaur rocks!! STFU, bitch!
ReplyDeleteAnything Goes dude!...Just chill
ReplyDeleteThe motherfucker has got my spelling wrong. So that's definitely not me.
ReplyDeleteLMAO. ROFL. LOL.
ReplyDeleteLeakboy. You're an obnoxious prick. And you know it. You're like a rabid dog that needs to be put down for once and for all. And those in favour of you are a bunch of virulent, vicious gossip mongers. You're like a leaking boat, that wants to sink with whatever it can anyhow get hold of. It's only a matter of time before the concerned parties get onto your case. Smoking you out and busting you up will be easier than making tea. You'll be busted up like a damn pinata!!
ReplyDeleteWoh!!! The last person sounded as if he works for the US Govt. and is all out to take on Assange!!!
ReplyDeleteHAH!! I support. Leakboy, you're a douche! You just want to gossip under the cloud of the VC's name. What anyway have you 'leaked' about the VC? whatever you've written about the class timings and shit is common sense and something all of us have already discussed in our respective groups. We were looking forward to your 'leaks' as you said in the first blog that there'll be "less fiction and more fact", but sorry to say, there is nothing but bull crap in this blog post. You are just another gossip mongrel and people like your blog 'cuz you're attacking individuals using the much hated VC's name.
ReplyDeleteGive us some 'real leaks' or stop wasting our freaking time.
leaky boy here needs to suck cock.
ReplyDeletekeep it real..bitch!!
ReplyDeleteLeakboy! You think you are some harbinger of the free world. But u rather are a scourge of the free world. You're just banking on the penchant for gossip mongering loads of people here seem to have. Yes, there indeed are many many people here, who JUST LOVE your blog. They go orgasmic on reading your entries. Well, CONGRATULATIONS!! on that. You are just carrying on the legacy of slavery of human nature to petty gossip. People and their need to eat, drink, fuck and gossip. What Julian Assange's been doing is commendable. What YOU are doing- not that commendable. You're just promoting the tastes of people here, who feel fucked up and raise their spirits by picking on the pitfalls of other people. Your blog calls itself VCleaks. Why pick on random students?? It's kinda sad. Real people here have better things to do than speculate and jerk off over this blog. For your kind information, I'm none of the people you've been picking on. A good command over the English language doesn't seem like a good excuse for me to really appreciate your blog.
ReplyDeleteBTW, ur the guy who put up that pamphlet lampooning the IT service provided here last sem in the mess and acad block, right. That was a good one though.
haha.. this is funny
ReplyDeleteAnd ppl need to stop going crazy over this. this is not brilliant but it is wehlap time-pass. good job on the quotes.
end of the day you have the option of opening the mails. dont like the blog? dont open the mails he sends.
To leakboy - cheers!
dude...no objction to wat u doin .. watevr maks u happy man .... freedom to speech man... if any 1 is offended .. he too has the freedom reciprocate`..n the mattr of fact is dat wat u doin totally suits this place...becuz wat people here can only do is talk... thy don hv the balls to actually do sumthn.... so keep the blogs cumin man ... smack it to the faces ... dat only can blabber.... n jerk!!!
ReplyDeleteScrew the critics....we love you leakboy...keep them "coming"... you get our drift?? ;)
ReplyDeletexoxo
-the leaky pussies
A comment posted above states that "wat ppl here can only do is talk.. they don't have the balls to actually do something"... I would have licked Leakyboy's balls if he hadnt posted the blog "Anonymously".. His act of anonymity clearly shows lack of "balls".
ReplyDeletePS: i agree i dont have the balls too, but neither does leakyboy.
True that.
ReplyDeleteThe problem here is..........You're just carrying on the legacy of gossiping. The dissenters don't think you're about to bring the world to its end or something. As the saying goes- arguing online is like participating in the paralympics.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah!! Freedom!! Freedom to gossip!! To your heart's and your limp dick's content!!
ReplyDeleteFarrrtt
ReplyDeletewell we knw who the second year girl is, and belive me she's not smart at all for that matter..
ReplyDeletesomeone go to malana please.
ReplyDeleteHey! Did you all notice...im the kewlest!
ReplyDeleteUh! Fucker. It's me. I'm the be all and end all of NLU. Come and learn some fucking football from me first!
ReplyDeleteAnd it's me
ReplyDeletePapa Kancha may be good...but im the best! Aint i mama sharma?
ReplyDeletetoo pussy to publish the post about me eh? chutiya.
ReplyDeleteFACTS ABOUT VATSAL GAUR THE WORLD SHOULD KNOW
ReplyDelete1. Vatsal Gaur`s real name 'Khujalkhor Kutta'
2. Vatsal was thrown out of Luthra because he was caught making out with a girl in the office.
3. When Vatsal tried to have sex the first time, he could not get his dick up.
4. Vatsal Gaur does not think before he posts anything on the web.
I've had the hots for vatsal gaur since first year. He makes me jizz in my pants. sorry khaz.
ReplyDeletelawyer up boy. multiple defamation suits against you is on its way :)
ReplyDeletelawyer up boy. multiple defamation suits against you are on their way. :)
ReplyDeleteHow can you be so sure abt the male sex doing all this?? specially after Vatsal having screwed so many girls. It could be one of his victims!
ReplyDeleteha ha ha u lil kids got a good thing going on. Enjoy while gossip still fascinates and Mr. Super Cream still kisses you.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
ReplyDeletewrite another one. life is getting boring
ReplyDeletemoveover, parul bali, vatsal gaur et al. check out the fashion queen of batch 2011's blog....a true tribute to fashion by aditi patanjali (for those not in the know....she is a hard bred bihari girl, and this fact cannot be masked by her laborious attempts at a fake martian accent)!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://excessoffashion.blogspot.com/
I am the undisputed fashion queen!! how dare you crown someone else??!!! bitches and bastards all of you!!
ReplyDeleteFight all you want...everyone knows that i am the trend setter....so much so that my slanted and 30 degree tilt walk is the new cat-walk of the fashion world. screw you all!!
ReplyDeleteMe Me Me...my clothes make me look like a Russian tramp....but what the hell....i am the real fashion queen!!
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