Recent Unearthed leaks from NLU’s inside walls:
- An insider from the Time-table committee has admitted that the current long breaks in the time-table were implemented with expert advise from Joshi Ji, who apparently has hidden stakes if students come back to the mess from the acad block after every class. A certain Lemon Tea showed booming sales. Joshi JI bought himself new underwear, black goggles and his wife a saree. The insider says that certain samosas and nimbooz delivered on the table by Gopi, while the time-table was being formulated did the trick in Ganga’s favour.
- A certain second year girl has started writing a blog about her sufferings in NLU. Smart chick. She’s capitalising on our emotional sides. Melodrama and teenage problems. Yeah to that. (Read: I’m telling you, Lady Gaga night would be a success).
- The Intra University mooting culture was seen in all its full glory as friends turned to bitches and retired to late library hours for the Moot selections. Another sad commentary on our petty competitive selves. The MCC was happy to allot certain moots that had already taken place, and as usual, give high memorial scores to all good-looking women of our college.
- VS Shastri has admitted in a private interview that he calls all the shots when it comes to probably any decision in the college. He as chairman of the time-table committee has also wowed that he’ll have early morning classes in the university till he’s alive. “The process of learning gets intensified if people haven’t been able to get a decent dump in the morning” he told me secretly on the phone. His next plans are to have group therapy sessions for the troubled ammas and betas of NLU.
NLU this month, in Quotes:
“Enough is Enough” – Archi Mathur, on me when I kept staring at her in the corridor as I’m in love with her.
“I love these boys... and their girls” – N N Mathur, on referring to the students at the convocation.
“We are just friends” – Manisha Mirdha, on one of the students in her class.
“Paisa dedo warna account inflate kardunga” – Dilp from DMD, on my face, yesterday.
“All of them are our slaves” – Malana Super Cream, during a recent candid interview with Jodhpur cops.
“I want to inculcate a spirit for outdoor sports and football field activities.” – Vatsal Gaur, on being obnoxious/himself.
“Get Idea... recharge for me.” – Sauvik Chatterji, to all boys interested in getting marks.
“I give you the platform for 30 seconds” – VS Shastri, after being asked a question in his class.
“I give him the platform for 30 seconds” – Leela, on being questioned on her husband.
